
China is an great place to visit and while much of the culture will have you amazed their Chinese sign translation fails will have you in laughter.
Due to poor English knowledge and clumsy translation, these funny signs that are supposed to help you out, only end up causing outbursts of unstoppable laughter!
Warning these Chinese sign translation fails contain some bad language!
Do what to the vegetables?

I guess they like your smile and want your shoe in their face

Cheap, Fast & Easy

That’s odd, most countries are against it.

Execution in progress!! WTF

Don’t touch yourself, let them do it for you

Very discreet

I know they like putting foods on a stick but this is crazy!!

What do you get with a Whiskey?

Why, are there cannibals around?

Beware of safety, last seen armed and dangerous!!

No shitting, but can you take the piss?

Time sex and a picture of cups – totally confused on this one

Those poor ducks

Get in the bin you nasty evil garbage

I guess we are the best at everything

Is that really cat ears?

That’s expensive for a pile of crap

Guess they ran out of imagination for the menu

Well, can’t imagine bean sprouts having much intelligence anyway

Is this a bad potato or come with something smelly?

Husbands beware!!

Nice of them to be concerned of your fall

Hand grenade!! You wouldn’t know whether to put it on the fire or not
