You can become part of the Canadian food chain
Of course there are so many countless reasons to live north of the boarder but here just a few reasons why life is better in Canada!
You don’t need to worry that the street gangs having guns.
The weather is great all year round.
We have great neighbors.
Ice creams don’t melt.
Our mayors are not stupid like yours.
Our crime scenes are not so bloody.
Our riots are very violent.
It’s real easy to catch Canadians.
Our videos are hilarious.
We respect our politicians.
Keep telling her you love her eyes and give her another bottle
We love to take our dogs for a walk
There’s never a dull moment
Winter is not a reason, it’s an occupation
We give free housing to immigrants
There’s always someone to talk to when the traffic stops
Our ice hockey players start young
And just see how they progress
Do you have any funny stories to share?