HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids)

 

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY

A group of young kids were asked how do you decide who to marry and here are the results which are pretty amusing.

While there are some creepy things kids say now again these little fledglings seem to be getting it right from an early age.

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?

(1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
- Alan, age 10

(2) No person really decides before they grow up who they’re going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you’re stuck with.
- Kristen, age 10

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WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

(1) Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
- Camille, age 10

(2) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.
- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

(1) You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
- Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

(1) Both don’t want any more kids.
- Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

(1) Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
- Lynnette, age 8 (isn’t she a treasure)

(2) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that Usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
- Martin, age 10

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?

(1) I’d run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
-Craig, age 9

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WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

(1) When they’re rich.
- Pam, age 7

(2) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn’t want to mess with that.
- Curt, age 7

(3) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It’s the right thing to do.
- Howard, age 8

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

(1) I don’t know which is better, but I’ll tell you one thing. I’m never going to have sex with my wife. I don’t want to be all grossed out.
- Theodore, age 8

(2) It’s better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN’T GET MARRIED?

(1) There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn’t there?
- Kelvin, age 8

And the #1 Favorite is……..

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

(1) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
- Ricky, age 10

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299 comments
ORounton
ORounton

Everyone who thinks this is fake has clearly never spent any time around children. They are SPONGES. They absorb everything around them, process it, understand it to a certain level, and then repeat it back. So any time an adult makes a remark, whether it be one they overheard or something on television, they absorb the message and try to make sense of it. These are simply children being what children are - observant and blunt.

Jwilson3124
Jwilson3124

Kissing is against the law until you're 18? Wow! Sounds like some religious nut freak parents. You can tell if they are married by the fact that they yell at the same kids. Sounds black to me.

Amanda Hughes
Amanda Hughes

read this before but still mad me laugh all over again

kibanez6
kibanez6

these are funny but then some of what the kids say makes sense!

PaulaKayLeighSeymour
PaulaKayLeighSeymour

I had a daycare for 8 years and I am a mother of 3. I have heard such things (or very similar intelligence) from children in my day. These comments were definitely done by children and very intuitive ones at that. Children do say the darnedest things and it is never the same day twice. They pick up on many attitudes and phrases that most people would never think they would. There mind comprehends more than we understand they could. I found these answers to be profound and interesting for their ages...

TraciLunettamartinez
TraciLunettamartinez

Totally AWSOME

The innocent of a child is so AMAZING .. I wish we could keep

ALL children that way !!!

is how they See things and Tell it like it is

Marina
Marina

Yeah if kids sounded like whiskey swilling 40 + yo divorcees maybe they would say those things...........

Hayden03
Hayden03

Wow you couldn't even make the kids sound like actual kids...

Kay123456789
Kay123456789

You know what I find funny. All these people so quick to judge. And determine. If this is real. All the kids get to look at this and feel like they are a part of something big and cool. Then they read comments of PARENTS. And what are they going to think of those? Devistated. Give up on the big picture. Just because you raise your kid to be I dunno a word for it "blind" "ill educated" whatever. There's a ton of kids. Ton of parents. Ton of views. Ton of ideas. And you know what, that's life.

mikeconrad
mikeconrad

Trucks can look pretty dang good!!!

dawger1234
dawger1234

interesting COMMENTS BY THE PERSON WHO WROTE THE COLUMN - Very negative about marriage - and deep hurt from a past relationship...


Kids are great - But things like attitude and hate are taught by older people... its sad!

Thea Mckalliff
Thea Mckalliff

These answers are so good but Ricky you have won me a 74 year old great grandma

KarenCondon
KarenCondon

I TAKE IT ...YOU HAVE NEVER SPKEN TO CHILDREN?


j_smithy
j_smithy

This is so obviously fake... How is everyone on the internet so gullible...? 

LarryRhodes
LarryRhodes

This made my night after a long hard day!!!ROFL

Octarin
Octarin

Ricky wins. BMOC. Fullstop. That lad has gotten the gist of what the majority of men around the globe seem to be missing. Grats to his parents.

STB1
STB1

Parents are the indoctrinators and have been since the beginning of mankind and always should be. Children learn from what they see and hear. Be great parents and teach good morals and as they grow they will carry those morals with them. They may not agree with yours completely but they will still be good morals.

jjrocker9897
jjrocker9897

@Jwilson3124 Or it sounds like somebody likes to comment on the stick up their butt on FUNNY things that kids say (and workin with kids I can verfiy that they are this witty) Get over your self, its funny, not a sign of bad parenting

Amanda_queen of 3jokers
Amanda_queen of 3jokers

@Jwilson3124  "sounds Black to you"  .. that sounds Ignorant to me, not to mention totally a racial comment to make!!!!  I think it is a damn good way to know... in fact I have figured out childrens parents by that exact scenario.... 

A Concerned Citizen
A Concerned Citizen

@Jwilson3124 Your conclusions are reasonable, well thought-out, and (safely assuming) based on some current peer-reviewed studies. 10/10

Kay123456789
Kay123456789

Especially the kids with the names are so "unacceptable?"

If there is kids reading this they should understand they are equal. And loved. And everything that happens in life is what they make of it

PaulOberlin
PaulOberlin

@mikeconrad No doubt...But I've been married long enough to know you should never tell a woman she looks like one.

KatieFreeman
KatieFreeman

@dawger1234 I didn't take the comments that way at all...I just thought that  kids who seemed to be talking beyond their years got those. I don't hold marriage in a negative light at all. Hopefully I'll get to be someone's wife someday, but I would have made the same comments probably. (I guess I should also mention that I'm not hurt by past relationships. I waited until I was almost nineteen to date for the first time, and I'm still dating my first boyfriend-my best friend.) Please don't think I'm trying to be rude, as I'm suggesting with the utmost respect that maybe one of us is taking those comments wrong. Granted, it could be me. Just a thought. God bless!

KelliBass
KelliBass

@j_smithyWhat makes you think it is fake!?  Kids say the darndest things!! You NEVER know where they pick it up from!!! 


Jwilson3124
Jwilson3124

Like kissing is illegal until you're 18... Sounds like religious nut cakes to me.

boobadeedoobadee
boobadeedoobadee

@Kay123456789 

I think you should proofread your stuff before posting so the kids who read this don't learn bad habits.  Your punctuation isn't quite there, grammar is sub par, one word sentences, and I do agree that these don't sound like kids making these comments, even well educated ones.  Of course we all have our own opinions, and perhaps I, along with the others who think this way, are incorrect, but I hardly think these comments on the column would devastate any kids who may be reading these that may have also participated.  Just my two cents.