30 Stupid Quotes By Celebrities

June 15, 2012

30 Stupid Quotes By Celebrities

Celebrities are always in the spot light and have to be very careful on what they say but every now and again they come out with a comment which makes them look really stupid. But it takes a special sort of celebrity to appear on this list more than once and that award goes to Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, and the ex President of the United States of America.

So let’s kick off the list of 30 stupid quotes by celebrities

30. “I’m so smart now. Everyone’s always like ‘take your top off.’ Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I’m not stupid.”
Paris Hilton

29. “The most loving thing to do is to share your bed with someone.”
Michael Jackson

28. “Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost an important part of your life.”
Brooke Shields

27 “It’s really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people.”
Axl Rose

26. “I’d rather be dead than singing Satisfaction when I’m forty-five.”
Mick Jagger

25. “It’s not that I dislike many people. It’s just that I don’t like many people.”
Bryant Gumbel

24. “I look at modeling as something I’m doing for black people in general.”
— model Naomi Campbell

23. “When I’m really hot, I can walk into a room and if a man doesn’t look at me, he’s probably gay.”
Kathleen Turner

22. “When you say I committed adultery, are you stating before the marriage of 1996 or prior to?”
Dallas Cowboys cornerback Deion Sanders

21. “We are going to turn this team around 360 degrees.”
— NBA player Jason Kidd

20. “You know, it really doesn’t matter what the media write as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass.”
Donald Trump

19. “He speaks English, Spanish, and he’s bilingual too.”
Don King

18. “Predictions are difficult, especially about the future.”
Yogi Berra

17. “The word ‘genius’ isn’t applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.”
Joe Theismann

16. “I don’t think anybody should write his autobiography until after he’s dead.”
Samuel Goldwyn

15. “I was asked to come to Chicago because Chicago is one of our fifty-two states.”
Racquel Welch

14. “I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.”
Britney Spears

13. “I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa.”
Britney Spears

12. “So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?”
Christina Aguilera

11. “I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it’s true lightness.”
Alicia Silverstone

10. “What’s Wal-Mart? Do they sell, like wall stuff?”
Paris Hilton

9“I’ve got taste. It’s inbred in me.”
David Hasselhoff

8. “I cried over beauty, I cried over pain, and the other time I cried because I felt nothing. I can’t help it. I’m just a cliché of myself.”
Keanu Reeves

7. “I’m not anorexic. I’m from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I’ve never heard of one. And that includes me.”
Jessica Simpson

6. “Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it’s tuna but it says chicken of the sea.”
Jessica Simpson

5. “I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger

3. “You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror.”
George W. Bush

2. “Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?”
George W. Bush

1. “There’s an old saying in Tennessee — I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can’t get fooled again.
George W. Bush

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If you can come up with other funny celebrity quotes then feel free to add them in the comments section below.

5 comments
Alex H
Alex H

I believe a marriage is between a man and a woman

George . W . Bush

Meow
Meow

I like the Keanu Reeves quote. It's totally honest and makes sense. It doesn't belong in this list.

User
User

I highly doubt the last 3 are from Bush. You had a laughs from me until you tried to put a political spin on the article. Regardless of whether or not the last 3 were from Bush or Obama.

Chris Hughes
Chris Hughes

The last three are from Bush, if you have doubts Google it.

Betty
Betty

"I'm like the Pythagorean theorem, I can't be solved" ~ Shaquille O'

Neale