18 Funny English Signs Written by Non English Speaking People

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If you regularly travel abroad then you have most probably come across a somebodies attempt to translate English. Now most of the time they get it right but occasionally they get it very wrong and the message ends up being confusing and quite often funny.

Check out this list of English signs written by non English speaking people from around the world.

1. IN A BANGKOK TEMPLE

IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED AS A MAN.

2. Cocktail Lounge, Norway

LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.

3. Doctor’s Office, Rome

SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.

4. Dry Cleaners, Bangkok

DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULTS.

5. In a Nairobi Restaurant

CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE, OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER.

6. On a Poster at Kencom

ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT READ? IF SO WE CAN HELP.

7. In a City Restaurant

OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK AND WEEKENDS.

8. In a Cemetery

PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS, FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES.

9. Tokyo hotel’s rules and regulations

GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE, OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIORS IN BED.

10. In a Tokyo Bar

SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS.

11. Hotel, Yugoslavia

THE FLATTENING OF UNDERWEAR WITH PLEASURE, IS THE JOB OF THE CHAMBERMAID.

12. Hotel, Japan

YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID.

13. In the lobby of a Moscow Hotel, across from a Russian Orthodox Monastery

YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMETERY, WHERE FAMOUS RUSSIAN AND SOVIET COMPOSERS, ARTISTS AND WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY, EXCEPT THURSDAY.

14. Hotel, Zurich

BECAUSE OF THE IMPROPRIETY OF ENTERTAINING GUESTS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX IN THE BEDROOM, IT IS SUGGESTED THAT THE LOBBY BE USED FOR THIS PURPOSE.

15. Advertisement for donkey rides, Thailand

WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE ON YOUR OWN ASS?

16. Airline ticket office, Copenhagen

WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS.

17. A Laundry in Rome

LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND THEN SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME.

18. Seen in an Abu Dhabi Souk shop window

IF THE FRONT IS CLOSED PLEASE ENTER THROUGH MY BACKSIDE…

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